What National Day Is On Your Birthday
Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
jdgbndfl.
International Panic Day
National Play-doh Day.
Hell yeah.
Now I have a legitimate reason to play with play-doh on my birthday, rather than my current one, which is ‘Because it’s my birthday, so fuck you.”
Pink Day.
-eyetwitch-
National Stress Awareness Day.
Wow.
National Tap Dance Day.
National Battery Day
…..National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day?
Sylvia Plath Day
The birth date a Boston poet that committed.. ono;;
November 28 is … Make Your Own Head Day …wtf does that even mean
World Sauntering Day. Yep.
December 11 is … National Noodle Ring Day
…who makes these up, man
May 4 is … National Candied Orange Peel Day
September 17 is … National Apple Dumpling Day
November 2…
NATIONAL DEVILED EGG DAY
YESSSS I GET TO HAVE DEVILED EGGS ON MY BIRTHDAY
WHICH IS ALSO ALL SOULS’ DAY.
(Source: old-war)
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